LOL Say What

One of my favorite websites in 2012 was LOL Say What. The best part is the tard stories. Here is the link http://lolsaywhat.com/section.php?pp=0&pt=263&s=2 Yes, a lot of them do appear to be copy and pasted Here is one of my favorite posts:

>tard gets what he thinks is the single greatest idea of all time and informs all of us>we all leave to watch it go down>tard goes over to empty parking lot>we follow and hide in the bushes>tard pulls down his pants and squats over the pavement>lays out the biggest motherfucking shit in the history of tard anuses>2 foot long XXL tard turd>tard picks up the turd with his bare hands and walks over to a house two or three doors down from the parking lot>walks up to the front door holding a completely intact 2 foot long turd horizontally and out in front of him with both hands>somehow either rings the doorbell or knocks on the door (don't remember which) without letting go of the giant fucking turd in his hands>woman answers the door to see a retard presenting her with a two foot turd like some sort of Aztec making the world's foulest smelling sacrifice to his pagan shit gods>woman is frozen like a deer in the headlights while her brain futilely attempts to comprehend the horror in front of her>while she's still in shock, with the turd still held proudly out in front of him, the tard let out a battle cry at the top of his lungs that will haunt all who hear it until their dying day...>"POOP SCOOP MALOOP!">woman screams like a topless teenager in a slasher movie and slams the door
We all ran off laughing so hard that some of us literally fell on the ground laughing. Never found out what happened to the woman or the turd or if the cops ever got involved, but the tard was back at school the next day and still as retarded as ever.

There is plenty more little jems like that on the website.